do u ever have that one female character who u like that could literally beat u up and you’d say thanks
I’m really excited about getting my glasses and wearing my new clothes and stuff because idk maybe I’ll actually look cute
why u should date me:
- i’ll kiss ur tummy lots
- sometimes my hair looks decent
- i know how to make mac n cheese
have you ever looked at an authority figure in your life and thought “wow i respect a well-grilled hot dog more than i respect you”
Today this girl in class looked different because she had straightened her hair and I told her it was so pretty and straight and she goes “unlike me”. So me thinking that she has bad self esteem, I say “don’t say that. You’re pretty.” To which she replies “oh no, im pretty. I’m just not straight.” And I shit you not my stomach still hurts from laughing too hard.